End of June

This month has been pretty gay in some ways but good in others. I started off playing $20 heads up again running really well for like 60 games or so, then everything started to turn upside down from there, suck outs left right and center, still managed to maintain a positive roi though. Yesterday I was pretty convinced I was playing Jesus himself  this guy would call any raise i made, so i decided to do a huge 3 bet with TT when he raised to like 50, I 3 bet to something like 300, flop comes something like 862, so i bet around 400 he calls, turn is a blank I bet again, river is a 3 and I'm all in, then he shows 63 for a rivered 2 pair? I mean where do these kind of fish come from? with all the bad luck I've had this month I'm lucky I've even made any money. Fish cause me so much stress sometimes, but I know I really love them deep down.

I wasn't able to get too much volume in since I was playing $20 an wanted to become more comfortable, now I feel more at ease playing them, if only I could have some better luck.after playing 231games this month I feel that there isn't much competition at the $20 so I I'm gonna move up to the $30 over the next few days whenever I feel like I'm playing good.

My aims for next month are to focus on putting in more volume at the $20 and move up to the $30 and hopefully if all goes well i can make some proper money.

Results:

Playing: +$390
Bonuses and Rakeback: +$52
Total Month Profit: +$442

LMAO!

This is how I'm running right now

I sympathise with you Phil I really do

JokerStars!

Seriously guys! this is getting out of control, poker is so gay right now, been breaking even for the past 60 games, today had to have been the biggest joke, played 10 won 5 lost 5 and in like 4/5 I lost I got it in with the best hand, im definatley feeling like I must be playing Jesus or El Golden Boy or something. These are like the most spasticated hands ever

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/2041273

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/2041276

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/2041315

http://www.pokerhandreplays.com/view.php/id/2041314

oh so gay, oh so gay.

This sort of shit is what causes people to do this:

Breaking Even

Currently going through a breaking even stretch right now, suckouts on the river and turn left right and center, since these guys are so wack its not turned into a losing streak, i've just been hovering up and down 3 buy ins. The breaking evenness is tilting me hard, so its that time again to take another 2 day break.

In other things I've realised Ive been putting a load of flab on my belly meanwhile my arms are lacking in musculos, so I feel its time to start hitting the gym again, ive been so unfit the past year and a half its becoming a joke, so i need to get some sort of routine sorted over the next couple of days.

I will be back in action soon come.

adios

$21 pt 4

Hi guys, its been a while since i've updated this thing didn't really play too many games last month, I moved over to paradise poker for a bit and I could have sworn that site was rigged, I started playing the €21 games and got overly fucked with the worst suckouts ever know to man, I decided to move back to bodog and grind $10 again. I played one of the new knockout heads up tourneys they have on pokerstars with about 450 people in it, they have a $5+$5 entry fee, $5 goes to the prize pool and 5$ for each person you knock out. The field was softer than girls tits and so I ended up killing nearly all my opponents, got to the final 12 and was playing a total spastic and rivered an straight and shoved he insta-called with a rivered flush
:( so got knocked out in 11th place. ended up winning around $75 including the bounties, i was really aiming for the $640+ 1st prize but it wasn't to be, maybe next time. I finished the month about +$350 or so, pretty far of my target but i got sidetracked with a whole load of stuff then got fucked at the $20, so yeah that's how it goes.

Onto this month, I told myself enough is enough, I need to be playing these $20 so I decided to load up 6x tables of 25nl cash just to get the fear of playing higher stakes out of my mind and so far it seems to have worked, I don't worry as much about losing games or losing like 3 buy ins the way i did last month. So far this month I've played 60 20$s this month and so far has been going well.




so up $424 so far fo the month, pretty good, I'm gonna keep playing $20 for another 90 games just to increase my comfort level, if everything keeps going well i will start bumhunting at the $30 and play those for a while.

Just seen the fuckry of the week on worldstar...



I would be pretty upset if that was me, still more updates later on, adios.